1:22 a.m. - 2001-04-13
Asian Markets
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Edgar Frog: Let's talk business.
Sieu_Le_85: what kind of business
Edgar Frog: I'm in the horsewhip industry.
Edgar Frog: I buy horsewhips in bulk from Korean horseranchers.
Sieu_Le_85: and i'm still study in school
Edgar Frog: I need a middleman in Asia who can close deals for me, handle financing, etc.
Edgar Frog: This is a great opportunity for you.
Sieu_Le_85: oh, i see
Sieu_Le_85: why?
Edgar Frog: You could make up to $10,000 a month in gross profit by partnering with me on this.
Sieu_Le_85: oh, really
Edgar Frog: I just need you to be my middleman. We'll split profits 40/60.
Edgar Frog: Can you do this?
Sieu_Le_85: how
Sieu_Le_85: i'm only 16
Sieu_Le_85: female from malaysia
Edgar Frog: You're never too young to be a businesswoman.
Sieu_Le_85: then what should I do
Edgar Frog: I need you to check into potential Malaysian markets for me. Find people interested in buying horsewhips?
Edgar Frog: I get my horsewhips straight from Korea. So, the market is huge in Malysia, I'm sure. And I can easily ship them to one of the fishing villages there.
Sieu_Le_85: ok, what is horsewhip
Sieu_Le_85: is it sell horse
Edgar Frog: It's a whip used to beat a horse.
Sieu_Le_85: ooh
Edgar Frog: Very popular in the horse farming industry.
Sieu_Le_85: ok
Sieu_Le_85: i'll try
Edgar Frog: Do you have access to any fishing villages or docks in Malysia?
Sieu_Le_85: what is the price
Edgar Frog: I sell the horsewhips for $1 each. But I get them from my Korean clients for 10 cents. So we're making 90 cents profit on each whip.
Sieu_Le_85: wow, thats alot
Edgar Frog: Yes. You could be making thousands of dollars.
Sieu_Le_85: where are you from
Edgar Frog: Are you interested?
Edgar Frog: California, USA
Sieu_Le_85: oooh
Edgar Frog: Do you have access to any boat docks or fishing villages there?
Sieu_Le_85: nope
Edgar Frog: How would you pick up my horsewhip shipments from Korea?
Sieu_Le_85: how i know
Edgar Frog: I don't think you want to make money.
Sieu_Le_85: i want to make money but i dont really know anything about business yet
Edgar Frog: Okay, I'll handle the shipments of the product if you can negotiate business deals for me. I want you to find THREE people at your school who would be interested in buying horsewhips, okay?
Sieu_Le_85: ok
Edgar Frog: Can you do that?
Sieu_Le_85: ok, i'll try
Edgar Frog: Just ask other students, teachers, etc. if they'd be interested in buying horsewhips. This way I can see how good the Malaysian market is, okay?
Sieu_Le_85: hey, if i'm not good
Sieu_Le_85: it's not my problem
Edgar Frog: All you have to do is ask people if they'd be interested in horsewhips. That's not hard, is it?
Sieu_Le_85: no, it's not
Sieu_Le_85: if they interested how am i going to tell you
Edgar Frog: I also have a small business that sells butt plugs internationally. Can you find a Malaysian market for that, you think?
Sieu_Le_85: no, i dont think so
Edgar Frog: You'd be surprised. I've had tons of Malaysian inquiries. I just have no access to ship the goods to them.
Sieu_Le_85: oh, really
Edgar Frog: People pay outrageous prices for butt plugs. Can you help me with this?
Sieu_Le_85: i can't, not that i don't want to but just something else
Edgar Frog: Can you find butt plug clients for me at your school?
Sieu_Le_85: ok, ok, i'll try
Edgar Frog: You could make $1,000 a week off butt plugs.
Edgar Frog: Ask friends at school if anybody would be interested in plugging up their butt at low cost!
Edgar Frog: Buttplugs and horsewhips, okay?
Sieu_Le_85: ok
Edgar Frog: Do you have a use for horsewhips or butt plugs?
Sieu_Le_85: no
Edgar Frog: Why not?
Sieu_Le_85: i don't have a horse
Edgar Frog: You don't need a horse for the butt plug.
Sieu_Le_85: ok, what is a butt plug for
Edgar Frog: It's a plug that you put in your butt to prevent defecation.
Edgar Frog: Everybody has a use for that!
Edgar Frog: You have no use for a butt plug?
Sieu_Le_85: no
Edgar Frog: Why not?
Sieu_Le_85: dont ask
Edgar Frog: Well, other students might have an interest.
Sieu_Le_85: ah,
Edgar Frog: You're not interested?
Sieu_Le_85: well, if you wanna tell me
Edgar Frog: Tell you what?
Sieu_Le_85: ah, i dont even know what am I talking about
Edgar Frog: You don't know what a butt plug is?
Sieu_Le_85: ah, whatever
Edgar Frog: What is the problem?
Sieu_Le_85: nothing, there is no problem
Edgar Frog: You don't understand me?
Sieu_Le_85: a little
Edgar Frog: You don't understand what a butt plug is?
Sieu_Le_85: yea, i don't
Edgar Frog: It's like a cork that goes in your buttocks.
Sieu_Le_85: yea, then
Edgar Frog: To prevent feces from coming out.
Edgar Frog: Understand?
Sieu_Le_85: yes
Sieu_Le_85: and i dont use it
Edgar Frog: You defecate?
Sieu_Le_85: of course
Edgar Frog: Well, there is a large demand for butt plugs in Malaysia. If you'll ask people for me.
Sieu_Le_85: why dont you ask someone else
Edgar Frog: I thought you were interested.
Sieu_Le_85: yeah, but it's so complicated
Edgar Frog: All you have to do is ask students at your school if they'd be interested in buying butt plugs from you.
Sieu_Le_85: ok, ok, i'll ask them on monday
Edgar Frog: If you find enough customers, you could make a share of the profit.
Sieu_Le_85: ok
Edgar Frog: Just tell the students, "I have access to a lot of butt plugs. Do you want to buy one?"
Sieu_Le_85: ok, i'll say that
Edgar Frog: If you want, you can keep a butt plug for yourself when I send you a shipment, so that you can stop defecating.
Sieu_Le_85: ok
Edgar Frog: Aren't you tired of defecating all the time?
Sieu_Le_85: sometime
Edgar Frog: Isn't it messy?
Sieu_Le_85: yea
Edgar Frog: With a butt plug, you'll never have to defecate again.
Edgar Frog: Imagine never defecating again.
Edgar Frog: You have to SELL the butt plug idea to your classmates.
