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4:39 p.m. - 2008-04-01 System: Connected with AOLTechDAV System: Hello, Edgar Frog. Welcome to AOL Security Live Help Support. My name is Angelito. AOLTechDAV: Pleased to meet you, Edgar. Edgar Frog: Can I call you Angie? AOLTechDAV: Sure. AOLTechDAV: How may I help you? Edgar Frog: Can I call you Gelitan? Or Jell-O for short? Edgar Frog: I have a huge problem with AOL. Edgar Frog: My daughter signed on today and there were penises everywhere. AOLTechDAV: Could you provide me more information about your concern. Edgar Frog: Somebody hacked into AOL today I think. Edgar Frog: There were photos of testicles and penises all over the Welcome screen. AOLTechDAV: If you think that somebody hacked her screen name, change her password then clear browser cache files and cookies. AOLTechDAV: Then restart your computer. Edgar Frog: My 5-year-old daughter saw the penises everywhere and thought it was part of an ad for "Horton Hears A Who"...She kept telling me to look at the cute little elephant trunks. Edgar Frog: It did it on every screenname. I also had my mistress log in from her computer and it did the same thing. It was a hacking on AOL�s end, I think. Edgar Frog: Same with my wife�s computer. AOLTechDAV: I also suggest to run anti virus software. Edgar Frog: Did anybody else complain about this today? Edgar Frog: Instead of "You�ve Got Mail", the voice said "You�ve Got Penis" when I logged on. Edgar Frog: I think somebody hacked into AOL�s mainframe. Maybe you can check with your supervisor. AOLTechDAV: Please scan your computer for viruses. If the problem persists, uninstall and reinstall AOL. Edgar Frog: But it�s not my computer. It happened to everybody with AOL. Edgar Frog: I even asked a bunch of people in the chat rooms. This happened to people all over the country. Edgar Frog: Is this AOL�s idea of a joke? AOLTechDAV: I will file a report about this issue. Edgar Frog: Some of the penises were uncircumcised too. It was very disgusting. Edgar Frog: They really didn�t look a thing like elephant trunks, but my daughter is so stupid, she doesn�t know any better. System: AOLTechDAV has left this session! System: The session has ended!
Also, I wanted to mention how the little yellow, running, AOL guy had balls hanging from between his legs. I didn�t get to say that either. Dammit! It�s not easy being me. So many penis-related things to tell people and not enough time.
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