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7:15 p.m. - 2004-01-20
Bluedixiepixie17: hi Edgar Frog: How old are you? Bluedixiepixie17: 17 Bluedixiepixie17: you Edgar Frog: Cool. I'm 17 too. You live near Little Rock, right? Bluedixiepixie17: yea Edgar Frog: I live in Nevada, but I was wondering if you could help me with something. Bluedixiepixie17: yea Edgar Frog: You know that Ebay website where you can sell stuff? Bluedixiepixie17: yea Edgar Frog: Well, I sold something on Ebay to a guy in Little Rock, Arkansas. That's why I need your help. Bluedixiepixie17: okay what Edgar Frog: I was selling a Ziploc bag full of my pubic hair, and this guy in Little Rock was the high bidder. But on the website I said it was "a full bag"....And it's only 1/2 full. Bluedixiepixie17: ewwwww Edgar Frog: So, if I split the money with you, could you throw some of your pubic hair in the bag too, just to fill it up? Bluedixiepixie17: no Edgar Frog: I was thinking I could send you the bag, and you could fill it up.......And then you could just send it to the guy from your house. Edgar Frog: I'll send you money for postage too. Bluedixiepixie17: no that's sick Edgar Frog: I sold the bag of pubic hair for $45.55.....So, I'd be willing to give you like $25 of that. Edgar Frog: Hello? Bluedixiepixie17 cannot currently receive Instant Messages.
Dthprincess07: who mite this be Dthprincess07: heelllo Edgar Frog: Hi....You live in Arkansas, right? Edgar Frog: I don't live there. I just need your help. Dthprincess07: okay Edgar Frog: How old are you? Dthprincess07: 15 Edgar Frog: Cool. I'm 18. Edgar Frog: Do you live anywhere near Little Rock? Dthprincess07: no..well sorta..but i cant say where...(too many ppl i know...) Edgar Frog: Well, you know that Ebay website where you can sell stuff? Dthprincess07: yea Edgar Frog: Well, I sold a dead cat on Ebay to some guy in Little Rock, and the guy won't give me his address. So, I'm trying to find somebody else in Arkansas that I could send it to, and then they could just drop it off at a park for the other guy to pick up. Edgar Frog: He lives on some ranch with a bunch of other people, that's why he's paranoid to give out his address. They're religious people of some sort. Edgar Frog: I'd be willing to split the money with you 50-50. I sold the dead cat for $65.00 Dthprincess07: sorry Dthprincess07: cant do it Edgar Frog: It would be wrapped up when you got it....You wouldn't have to touch it. Dthprincess07: i cant Dthprincess07: grounded Dthprincess07: and cant drive Dthprincess07: sorry Edgar Frog: Damn.... Edgar Frog: Too bad you're grounded. Edgar Frog: Well, you could just keep the dead cat in your room for a week or so until you're not grounded anymore.....and then take it to a park to drop off. Dthprincess07: ha Dthprincess07: no thanks Edgar Frog: What should I do then? Edgar Frog: Maybe I can send it to a PO Box in Little Rock. Dthprincess07: hah Dthprincess07: yea Edgar Frog: Would you do it for money? What if I gave you $40? Dthprincess07: no Dthprincess07: haha Dthprincess07: sorry Edgar Frog: I mean, I sold it for $65.....So that's still a good deal for me. Edgar Frog: I could probably chop it up into smaller pieces and send it in a mailing tube. Edgar Frog: To save postage costs. Dthprincess07: i have to go
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