11:42 a.m. - 2003-10-02
Tooting my own horn
Tomorrow's my birthday.
October Three....
I will be a quarter of a century old.
First 10 people to wish me a happy birthday win a rare, autographed glossy photo of me.
Well....it's actually just a low-resolution webcam image of my testicles....a close-up of them hanging out of my pants.
So, it's not really a "glossy photo" per se.
But it's still autographed.
I wasn't lying about the autograph.
So it's still a good deal.
Alright, alright....I was lying about one more thing also:
It's not really that "rare" either....
I send autographed pictures of my balls to people all the time.
Who cares.
Wish me a happy birthday anyways.
