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11:20 p.m. - 2003-04-17 Gtigirl16v: yes Edgar Frog: I was wondering if you could help me. Edgar Frog: I am doing a take-home test for my anatomy class, and I wanted to know if I could double-check my answers with you, so you can tell me if they're right or not. Edgar Frog: I don't want to fail the test, and I'm not very good at anatomy. Gtigirl16v: what is your question? Gtigirl16v: shoot Gtigirl16v: i ll do my best Edgar Frog: There's a few questions... Edgar Frog: 1. What is the large glandular organ of vertebrates that secretes bile and is a center of metabolic activity? Edgar Frog: I put "liver"....? Gtigirl16v: id agree Edgar Frog: They are all Fill in the Blank questions....I don't know much about anatomy at all. Gtigirl16v: ok, continue Edgar Frog: 2. A sac-like digestive organ into which food goes from the mouth by way of the throat and which opens below into the intestine? Edgar Frog: That ones easy, the kidney. Edgar Frog: #3 is hard though...... Gtigirl16v: noi not the kidney Edgar Frog: It's not the kidney? Edgar Frog: Damn, I wrote "kidney" in ink too. Gtigirl16v: the kidney is not a part of the figestive system, nor does it open into the intestines Edgar Frog: What is it? I'm not really good at anatomy, I'm sorry. Gtigirl16v: dont appologize Edgar Frog: I feel stupid. Edgar Frog: My parents never taught me this stuff. Gtigirl16v: let me read it carefully, give me a sec. Gtigirl16v: im assuming the anwser is the stomach Edgar Frog: Oh... Edgar Frog: Duh, I should've known that. Edgar Frog: You are smart. Gtigirl16v: no Gtigirl16v: im not Gtigirl16v: ok then so no 3 Edgar Frog: 3. The female sexual organ (a canal leading out from the uterus)..... Edgar Frog: I don't know any of the sexual questions.....I've never even been with a girl. Edgar Frog: I said the answer is the testicle? Gtigirl16v: you are kidding Edgar Frog: I don't even know what most of these words are. They are just words I've heard. Edgar Frog: Is testicle wrong? Gtigirl16v: where do you go to school? Edgar Frog: San Diego State Community College. Gtigirl16v: and you dont know that a testicle is a male sex organ!? Edgar Frog: A male sex organ? Gtigirl16v: yes Edgar Frog: I told you, I've never had sex or even been with a girl. I don't know that stuff. I know the stomach and brain questions. Gtigirl16v: you are male i assume Edgar Frog: Yes, I am. Edgar Frog: What the hell is a testicle? Gtigirl16v: well, im sure you know and are just fucking with me(i really hope that s the case)but if you really are serious, tell me...do you know where yoiur penis is? Edgar Frog: The penis is the thing between my legs. Gtigirl16v: very good Einstein;-) Edgar Frog: But I don't have a testicle..... Edgar Frog: Isn't that a female's canal? Gtigirl16v: and behind that are your testicles(there should be 2) Edgar Frog: Behind my penis is my stomach. Gtigirl16v: yeah Gtigirl16v: your right mr anatomy Edgar Frog: My testicle is in my stomach? Gtigirl16v: you stomach which is not connected to you intestinal tract Gtigirl16v: no it is not Gtigirl16v: and you know that it is not Edgar Frog: You said it is behind my penis. Gtigirl16v: im not going to humor you much longer so... Edgar Frog: Well, what is the answer to #3? Gtigirl16v: vagina Edgar Frog: Vagina? Gtigirl16v: next question Gtigirl16v: yes Edgar Frog: No, because it says it's part of the FEMALE.... Edgar Frog: Everybody has a vagina. Edgar Frog: I know that. The vagina is the hole between our legs. Gtigirl16v: yeah that includes felmales whould it not? Gtigirl16v: therefor the anwser remains vagina Edgar Frog: Why doesn't it say male AND female then? Gtigirl16v: your in college? Edgar Frog: Since everybody has one? Edgar Frog: Yes, community college. Edgar Frog: Don't get mad at me. I told you I'm not very smart at this. Gtigirl16v: im in a high school anatomy class and our tests are much more complex that that, and another thing, there would not be a test involving the digestive, renal and urogenital system on the same test Edgar Frog: Urogenital? Edgar Frog: It's about every system. Edgar Frog: I don't know any of it. Gtigirl16v: next question please Gtigirl16v: so what are you disecting in class? Gtigirl16v: and tell me why you are even in this class in the first place? Edgar Frog: The main artery that carries blood from the heart? Gtigirl16v: from the heart, that would be the aorta Edgar Frog: It is a stupid class for stupid people like me. Gtigirl16v: which branches into the left subclavian, left common cortoid and the right brachiocephalic Edgar Frog: i know that. Gtigirl16v: and you dont know that they all come from the aorta? Gtigirl16v: next question Edgar Frog: I'll skip down a few.... Gtigirl16v: you do that Edgar Frog: 17. The posterior opening of the alimentary canal? Edgar Frog: I said the nostril. Gtigirl16v: you are a moron if you are serious Edgar Frog: Why? Edgar Frog: I don't even know what alimentary means. Edgar Frog: Alimentary school. Edgar Frog: What is the alimentary canal? Edgar Frog: The nostril is an opening. Gtigirl16v: well you should at least know that the nostril is not posterior to ANY canal Edgar Frog: The canal going to your brain. Edgar Frog: So, what is the answer to #17? Edgar Frog: If it's not nostril. Gtigirl16v: the digestive tube from mouth to anus that is the alimentary canal Edgar Frog: And the posterior opening of it is the nostril? Gtigirl16v: good bye
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