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12:07 a.m. - 2003-04-03
Long Arms & Little Penises
Edgar Frog: Hi

Afemalecop369: hi

Edgar Frog: Are you really a female cop, ma'am?

Afemalecop369: yeah

Edgar Frog: I'm proud of you.

Edgar Frog: I have a question for you.

Afemalecop369: ok

Edgar Frog: Regarding child porn....

Afemalecop369: ok

Edgar Frog: What about pictures of MYSELF when I was younger? Like a naked picture of me when I'm 7.....Is that child porn?

Afemalecop369: it depends are you naked

Edgar Frog: Wouldn't it be a little weird if I could be arrested for showing pictures of my own little childhood penis?

Afemalecop369: no it wouldnt

Edgar Frog: There's a picture of me when I was like 7, riding my little tricycle naked....My little penis and little scrotum are fully exposed for the world to see.

Edgar Frog: What I wanted to do was post this picture of myself on the internet.....So everybody could see my little penis. Would that be considered child porn?

Afemalecop369: yeah it would be

Edgar Frog: But it's MY penis.

Edgar Frog: It's me.

Edgar Frog: If YOU had a picture of me naked when I was 7, I'd understand the problem......But, what is wrong with me showing off my own little penis?

Edgar Frog: You've never dealt with a situation like that, have you?



COPLUVR369: dUDE

Edgar Frog: Yes sir.

COPLUVR369: aRE YOU FUCKING NUTS MAN

Edgar Frog: Why?

COPLUVR369: wHY ARE DISPLAYING CHILD PORN ON THE NET ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS

Edgar Frog: I'm not. I'm not even displaying baby pictures of myself. I'm just learning about the law.

COPLUVR369: WELL EITHER WAY IT IS NOT ALLOWED



Afemalecop369: how do people know its really you

Edgar Frog: Because I'm telling them it's really me.....because it is really me.

Edgar Frog: But, am I right in assuming that it would be ILLEGAL for somebody else to download the picture but it would be totally LEGAL for me to display it?

Afemalecop369: you can but just dont get cought

Edgar Frog: So, I'm not allowed to be caught with my own baby pictures?



Edgar Frog: So, a picture of me naked when I was 7 is considered child porn?

COPLUVR369: YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE FCC

COPLUVR369: OH BY THE WAY

COPLUVR369: aFEMALECOP369

COPLUVR369: STAY AWAY FROM HER

Edgar Frog: I saw some child porn on TV the other day. It was a diapers commercial and it showed a baby's bare ass.......Can we arrest somebody for this?

COPLUVR369: DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO IM HER

Edgar Frog: I mean.....It fully showed the baby's ass. The asscrack and everything. It was hideous. I saw it on national TV. I think it was on NBC.....

COPLUVR369: GOOD NIGHT

COPLUVR369: UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE T.V. COMMMERCIAL

Edgar Frog: She was teaching me about the law.

COPLUVR369: BUT IF WE GOT A CALL FOR THAT SHIT YOUR DAMN RIGHT THAT ASS HOLE WILL BE NAILED

Edgar Frog: Have you ever seen Three Men and a Baby? with Ted Danson?

COPLUVR369: NOPE

Edgar Frog: It shows a little baby girl's vagina!?! Her VAGINA!! So help me god.....And this is considered a family movie?!

Edgar Frog: What is this world coming to, officer?

COPLUVR369: PEOPLE LIKE YOU DISPLAYING SHIT ON THE NET THAT DON'T NEED TO SHOWN

Edgar Frog: But, as you'll remember, I'm not displaying anything on the internet....I was just asking about displaying a baby picture of myself.

COPLUVR369: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT BYE

Edgar Frog: Don't worry.....When I have kids, I'm not going to take pictures of them until they're at least 16 years old.

COPLUVR369: GOOD NIGHT BYE


(To Afemalecop369)
Edgar Frog: I'm not supposed to attempt to IM you.

 

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