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12:40 a.m. - 2002-12-17
News Alert!
NEWS FLASH!

Anonymous sources have revealed that Edgar Frog is currently seeking cute and cuddly females to write Women's Lib entries in the coming year. Candidates must have a recent self photo to send to [email protected]

Edgar Frog is quoted as saying "The young ladies must be physically attractive and give off an air of innocence. I will judge by their photograph whether the candidate qualifies or not."

In particular, Edgar is seeking a 18-24 yr. old female to kick off a new era of Women's Lib entries. Sources close to Edgar Frog have told authorities that the female participant must be willing to break new ground and be the first Women's Lib author to write an entry in a new era of Women's Lib entries beginning in February 2003.

While specific details regarding the new era of Women's Lib entries are being kept secret, the February participant MUST be 18-24....as any younger age may result in Edgar Frog's arrest. However, participation does NOT require nudity of the Women's Lib author, nor does it involve illegal activity.

Sources close to Edgar Frog have quoted him as saying, "I'm running out of topics for my Women's Lib entries. I need a new plan. Women's Lib must evolve, and change with the times. As the world around us changes, so too must the format of my beloved diary entries."

An anonymous source revealed that the new era of Women's Lib entries (or "Women's Lib: The Next Generation" as insiders are calling it) will involve the female participant doing "assignments" for Edgar Frog. "Edgar is trying to recruit girls to do his dirty work for him. Instead of giving them a random, disgusting topic to write about, he wants to recruit girls to be correspondents for him and do random, disgusting tasks on his behalf....Undercover agents for Edgar Frog, so to speak," the anonymous source told local authorities.

Another insider was quoted as saying, "That sick motherfucker is trying to recruit his own army of cute, disgusting girls. It's like the Manson Family all over again. Women's Lib 2003 is going to land SOMEBODY in jail....and I hope to god it's Edgar."

Details are minimal at this time, and Edgar Frog could not be reached for comment. An agent speaking on Edgar's behalf told a newsconference earlier this morning: "Edgar is currently having talcum powder rubbed on his buttocks by two of his Swiss maids, and so he does not wish to make a comment at this time. However, he does request, as always, that any cute, cuddly girls who want to be a part of Women's Lib 2003 submit their pictures to him via e-mail, so he can select his participants. Edgar encourages girls of all ages to apply, but he wants to remind the public that he particularly needs at least one 18-24 yr. old woman. No further questions!"

Another inside source close to the Edgar Frog estate told authorities on Monday that the new era of "Women's Lib 2003" entries will involve "camel-humping, baby-eating, and coathanger abortions."

Authorities were quick to dismiss this information, however, as mere speculation. "That's bullshit," said one local detective. "Not even Edgar Frog would do any of that stuff."

"Well, except maybe for the coathanger abortion part."

 

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