7:22 a.m. - 2002-07-18
We represent the karate guild......
Alright, what's the deal with all the kidnappings and child molestations recently?
It really bothers me.
First there was Danielle Van Dam, who was kidnapped in San Diego and missing for a month, until they found her nude body in the woods, half-eaten by animals. The coroner said that she was missing her eyeballs and her vagina when police found her.
They had to identify her by her teeth.
Jahi Turner, a little black boy from San Diego is still missing. He was kidnapped a couple months ago.
Elizabeth Smart is still missing. She was taken from her bedroom at knifepoint in Salt Lake City while her little sister watched.
Just this Monday, little 5-year-old Samantha Runnion was kidnapped by a large Mexican guy from her apartment complex in Stanton, California. Yesterday, they found her nude body on the side of the highway. She had been sexually assaulted and strangled.
What's the deal?
What's going on?
Kids should be able to play and have fun without piece of shit greasy Mexican guys kidnapping them.
If you want to kidnap and sexually molest something, steal an ADULT midget.
They're still small. And helpless.
But at least they're adults.
We need some undercover midget ninja cops to go undercover and pose as children. Then when a white trash child molester tries picking them up so they can "help him find his puppy", the little undercover ninja midget cop can go buckwild on the molester's groin.
Hiya! Karate chop! Take that, molester!
If there were more undercover midget ninja cops in the world, there would be no kidnappings.
Or sickness. Or death.
Or sadness.
The world would be a happy place.
It would be like Oz....but with karate.
