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2:40 p.m. - 2001-05-26 I can eat soup. But the worst part is that it hurts to brush my teeth, so I choose not to. I haven't brushed my teeth in about a week. A strange, filmy slime is growing on my incisors. I'm real paranoid that I might have bad breath, or that my teeth will rot and fall out of my head. I've been warning people in advance though, "I have bloody wounds in my mouth and I haven't brushed in a week, so please stay 10 feet away from me at all times." In addition to soup, I've still been able to chew on chewin' tobaccy. Soup and snuff. So, my breath might not be that bad. A fragrant blend of Skoal and Spaghettio's. Some might say that I have the breath of a champion.
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