3:33 a.m. - 2001-05-10
Fuzzy Bunny Slippers
I was about to write a little anecdote about fuzzy bunny slippers just now, and as I started to type the first sentence, some sort of dyslexia turned on in my brain, and I accidentally typed "funny buzzy slippers".
Which got me thinking:
Wouldn't it be a great punishment for prisoners in solitary confinement if they were forced to wear Funny Buzzy Slippers? I imagine they would be metallic, and locked onto their feet somehow so they can't remove them. Each Funny Buzzy Slipper would be made of lead, and weigh about 10 lbs. each, so it would be hard to walk. The real punishment, though, would be the buzzy part.....These fucking things would give off a low buzz 24 hours a day. Like a swarm of bees. Every waking minute of the prisoner's life he'd have to endure this shit. And he can't remove the slippers because they're locked on.
So, that's the "Buzzy" part of the slippers...
The "Funny" part would be when the prisoner starts putting dirt in his ear canals, in the hopes of making himself deaf, or when he tries to saw his own feet off with a fork from the prison cafeteria.
Now that's comedy.
