2008-04-01
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System: Hello, Edgar Frog. Welcome to AOL Security Live Help Support. My name is Angelito.
AOLTechDAV: Pleased to meet you, Edgar.
Edgar Frog: Can I call you Angie?
AOLTechDAV: Sure.
AOLTechDAV: How may I help you?
Edgar Frog: Can I call you Gelitan? Or Jell-O for short?
Edgar Frog: I have a huge problem with AOL.
Edgar Frog: My daughter signed on today and there were penises everywhere.
AOLTechDAV: Could you provide me more information about your concern.
Edgar Frog: Somebody hacked into AOL today I think.
Edgar Frog: There were photos of testicles and penises all over the Welcome screen.
AOLTechDAV: If you think that somebody hacked her screen name, change her password then clear browser cache files and cookies.
AOLTechDAV: Then restart your computer.
Edgar Frog: My 5-year-old daughter saw the penises everywhere and thought it was part of an ad for "Horton Hears A Who"...She kept telling me to look at the cute little elephant trunks.
Edgar Frog: It did it on every screenname. I also had my mistress log in from her computer and it did the same thing. It was a hacking on AOL’s end, I think.
Edgar Frog: Same with my wife’s computer.
AOLTechDAV: I also suggest to run anti virus software.
Edgar Frog: Did anybody else complain about this today?
Edgar Frog: Instead of "You’ve Got Mail", the voice said "You’ve Got Penis" when I logged on.
Edgar Frog: I think somebody hacked into AOL’s mainframe. Maybe you can check with your supervisor.
AOLTechDAV: Please scan your computer for viruses. If the problem persists, uninstall and reinstall AOL.
Edgar Frog: But it’s not my computer. It happened to everybody with AOL.
Edgar Frog: I even asked a bunch of people in the chat rooms. This happened to people all over the country.
Edgar Frog: Is this AOL’s idea of a joke?
AOLTechDAV: I will file a report about this issue.
Edgar Frog: Some of the penises were uncircumcised too. It was very disgusting.
Edgar Frog: They really didn’t look a thing like elephant trunks, but my daughter is so stupid, she doesn’t know any better.
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Edgar’s Note: I did not get to tell him April Fool’s. He left before I could say that.
Also, I wanted to mention how the little yellow, running, AOL guy had balls hanging from between his legs. I didn’t get to say that either. Dammit!
It’s not easy being me. So many penis-related things to tell people and not enough time.
