7:02 p.m. - 2008-01-05
Fat people don't support education
Fat people are difficult to interview:
Edgar Frog: Are you a fat girl?
MoreThanJustThick: are you a stupid boy?
Edgar Frog: I am doing an article on obesity for the UCNC newspaper. Are you willing to be interviewed for educational purposes?
MoreThanJustThick: and i'm doing an article on stupidity for the new york times are you willing to be interviewed?
Edgar Frog: Is that a no?
MoreThanJustThick: is that a no for you?
Edgar Frog: I need to interview three grotesquely obese people for the article, and you would be my third one.
MoreThanJustThick: i need to interview 1 intensely stupid person for my article and you would be the only.
Edgar Frog: Okay, so we'll interview each other.
Edgar Frog: Question 1: Which celebrity would you most like to eat, if you were a cannibal......or if you were just really hungry and McDonalds was closed?
MoreThanJustThick: Was your stupidity inherited from your mom, dad or both? Or did you know your dad?
Edgar Frog: My dad was fat.
MoreThanJustThick: is that why you're so bitter? did he molest you?
Edgar Frog: Why am I stupid, just for wanting to interview you? I don't understand why you are so angry. It's not like I'm calling the zoo on you and telling them that one of their hippos escaped.
Edgar Frog: Hello?
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Edgar Frog: Are you overweight?
BBWcollegeqt: yes
Edgar Frog: Cool. How much do you weigh?
Edgar Frog: Can I interview you? I am a journalist for the UNC newspaper.
BBWcollegeqt: no thanks
BBWcollegeqt: unless it pays?
Edgar Frog: It's for educational purposes....
Edgar Frog: That should be reward enough.
Edgar Frog: Or, for the record, and this will be included in the interview.....Do fat people not support education?
BBWcollegeqt: i never heard that in my life, why world they not support education?
Edgar Frog: Well, I know those little classroom desks with the attached chairs are difficult for some fat people to fit into.
BBWcollegeqt: well i never had that problem, but that still is no reason for them not to support education, thats just a stupid and ignorent thing to say...now put that on the record
Edgar Frog: My first question is, do you enjoy being fat?
BBWcollegeqt: i am comfertable in my body
Edgar Frog: How long have you been overweight?
BBWcollegeqt: pretty much all my life
Edgar Frog: And how much do you weigh?
BBWcollegeqt: 260
Edgar Frog: Do you have any physical side effects (aching back, sore legs, anal leakage, etc.) because of your weight problem?
BBWcollegeqt: no
Edgar Frog: Would you consider your overall body shape to be "round"?
BBWcollegeqt: no i have curves
Edgar Frog: Okay, so you have never just considered laying down in the street and rolling to work?
BBWcollegeqt: hell no, what knda shit is that, where do u come up with this shit
Edgar Frog: Have you ever tucked yourself into a ball and rolled down a flight of stairs like the fat kid from "Hook"?
BBWcollegeqt: ok interveiw over cause now ur just being n ass
Edgar Frog: If you had to guess, how many people in Sudan and Ethiopia have died because of you eating all of their food? Just give me your best estimate...
Edgar Frog: This is for the record, ma'am....
Edgar Frog: Have you ever given one of your bras to a homeless person so he could use it as a hammock?
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