6:44 p.m. - 2006-07-27
A lesson about judging a book by its cover
It has been over a year since I have written a diary entry.
I even faked my own death last year.
But, I am back to spread my filth, and (hopefully) sell some more Whiskey For Kids merchandise.
As longtime fans of my diary know, the main focus of my diary is to educate children about the world around them.
The children, after all, are our future.
And so it is that I have decided that my first entry after a year-long hiatus should teach a valuable lesson to the children.
A lesson about judging books by their covers.
Below are the pictures of two men. They are both authentic and untouched photos. One of the men has overcome a life of hardship and adversity to become reasonably successful in society. Even when the odds were against him, he managed to make the most of his life, and is now happily married.
The other man is a convicted child molester; a "monster" who threatens society with his existence.
The Answer May Surprise You!
But, which one is TRULY the "monstrous" child molester?
If you guessed the frighteningly disfigured gentleman on the left, then your guess would certainly be understandable.
On the surface, he does indeed appear to be the more frightening of the two men...whereas the gentleman on the right appears to be a wholesome member of society.
And, coincidentally, if you guessed that the man on the left is the child molester, your guess would be correct!
Yes, while the gentleman on the right is a successful print model and family man, the bug-eyed Man-Pug on the left is indeed a convicted child molester.
He is listed on "eSorn", Ohio's sex offender website, because he molested (or attempted to molest) a female child.
See, kids, you really CAN judge a book by its cover.
You should take heed of the lesson you have learned today: All people can be judged by their physical appearances.
If they LOOK scary, they probably are!
Know anybody with acne? It means that they masturbate too much! So go ahead and hit them in the head with a 2x4!
Know any old people with warts on their nose? It means they cook small children in their oven and eat them! Make sure you cut the gas line to their oven to teach them a lesson!
Physical deformities are nature's way of telling you to watch out and be careful.
Why do you think spiders, iguanas, alligators, and hippopotamuses are all so ugly looking? Because they kill humans for fun!
And the same rules of nature apply to humans as well...
So, make sure you get revenge on deformed people, before it's too late...
For instance, you could throw rocks at a Down Syndrome kid!
Or shoot your BB gun at a midget!
Push a legless double-amputee down a flight of stairs!
Stuff like that...
Or kick a pregnant girl in the stomach!
Stuff like that...
You get the idea...
