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12:25 a.m. - 2004-06-02
Dumpster Diving Divas - Part IV
Edgar Frog: Hi

Edgar Frog: You're an escort?

Asianfingers3: yes

Edgar Frog: In Vegas?

Asianfingers3: yes

Edgar Frog: Are you familiar with the adult film industry here in Vegas? Or do you just work as an escort?

Edgar Frog: I'm in Vegas also.

Asianfingers3: escort, i just moved here may 30

Edgar Frog: That was only 2 days ago.

Edgar Frog: Well, welcome to Vegas.

Edgar Frog: I'm trying to get my foot in the door in the porn industry here, but I don't know who to pitch my ideas to.....

Edgar Frog: I don't want to be a porn actor....I have a small penis anyways. I just want to pitch some porn ideas to some movie producers.

Asianfingers3: me either, let me know maybe i can make some xxx porn

Edgar Frog: You'd be interested in doing some xxx movies? Maybe you and I can work together and toss some ideas around. I just moved here in April. So I'm new also.

Asianfingers3: so where do you work

Edgar Frog: See, if you're interested in being an actress, then that's cool. Because I just want to direct and produce.....I'm too self conscious about my body to actually be in the films.

Edgar Frog: I just do odd jobs right now....Nothing steady. That's why I'm trying to get some adult films started.

Asianfingers3: well need some bi f and a lot ofstude black and white

Edgar Frog: Can I tell you an idea that I want to do for an adult film?

Asianfingers3: ok

Edgar Frog: You can let me know if you'd be interested.

Asianfingers3: ok

Edgar Frog: I'm trying to come up with some original ideas....Like, you know those Bumfights tapes? Think how much money the guys made off that.

Edgar Frog: Getting the bums to fight on video, you know?

Asianfingers3: bums?

Edgar Frog: Anyways, I was thinking of producing bum porn.....It would be like a reality show. I can go around collecting filthy homeless people, and for small amounts of money, they'd probably be willing to do anything on video.

Asianfingers3: oh my thats different

Edgar Frog: Homeless men and homeless women in huge orgies....I could even get a bag lady with a shopping cart full of aluminum cans, and i could videotape her putting cans in her vagina.

Edgar Frog: The beautiful thing is that they'd be willing to work for such small amounts of money....Possibly even just for food.

Asianfingers3: :) your crazy

Edgar Frog: So, I mean, if they were tested for STDs, would you be willing to star in a premiere episode of this. You could be with one of the homeless men.

Asianfingers3: homeles men

Edgar Frog: STD tests would have to be mandatory, of course....Although, if one bum had HIV, I could hook him up with another bum who had HIV.......It wouldn't matter.

Edgar Frog: For 10 bucks, I could probably get a bunch of homeless men to form naked human pyramids with each other.

Edgar Frog: Don't you think this would be a hot video?

Asianfingers3: yes very funny one

Edgar Frog: All porn videos have the same plots....I want my videos to be original. I want a homeless man and a homeless woman to be fighting over a rotten fish head that they found in a dumpster behind a seafood restaurant.....And they decide to settle their argument by 69ing each other in the alley.

Edgar Frog: It's the original ideas that sell.....I'm sure the creator of Girls Gone Wild was laughed at when he thought up his idea.

Asianfingers3: let me know when you ready to film i want to watch

Edgar Frog: I can do that....

Edgar Frog: Would you be interested in participating at all?

Edgar Frog: I mean, I know you're not homeless.....But maybe you can be a Special Guest Star.

Edgar Frog: I probably have to have at least one sexy woman in it to keep guys interested, at first.....Until they get used to the homeless idea.

Asianfingers3: maybe the homeless could break in to my plave looking for food fine me in bed naked and gang bang me

Edgar Frog: Exactly.....That would be excellent.

Edgar Frog: But they need to be REAL homeless men.....Not just buff-ass male porn stars pretending to be homeless guys. I want to cover the REALITY TV angle.

Edgar Frog: Like a reality film.

Asianfingers3: well keep me informed

Edgar Frog: You know, "mature" porn is in nowadays....I think people are finding it more sexy to watch 50-60-70 year olds having sex......So, I think old, bearded, dirty homeless men would be great.....There's gotta be an audience out there for that.

Asianfingers3: e nisure film late at night homeless fucking under the overpass

Edgar Frog: Maybe my first movie will feature two homeless old tarts having sex in an alley.....And I can keep you in mind for the sequel.

Asianfingers3: there is enough of them you know there breeding somewhere

Edgar Frog: Exactly....

Edgar Frog: Just because they're homeless doesn't mean they don't want to fuck.

Edgar Frog: Homeless women, for instance, don't have teeth probably.....Think of the great blowjob angles I can get.

Asianfingers3: yes there hungry to so you know threy will swallow

Edgar Frog: So, you admit it's a good idea.

Asianfingers3: sure the cost will be low

Edgar Frog: Exactly. It's perfect.

Edgar Frog: I'd like to see you as a part of this. I'd like to see like 4-5 homeless old men gangbang you.

Asianfingers3: youknow the people with sign , say will work for food well test then out

Asianfingers3: bye for now, but you will need a truck to round them all up

Edgar Frog: In my 3rd film, I'd like to cover the amputee angles.....I don't know if you know any girls who are missing legs.

Asianfingers3: bye for now

Edgar Frog: A stumpy girl getting gangbanged would be hot, I think.

Edgar Frog: No arms or legs, preferably....Just a head and torso. Depending on the cost.

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