7:15 p.m. - 2004-01-20
These kids ain't entrepreneurs
Kids these days just don't know a good deal when they see one.
Edgar Frog: Hi
Bluedixiepixie17: hi
Edgar Frog: How old are you?
Bluedixiepixie17: 17
Bluedixiepixie17: you
Edgar Frog: Cool. I'm 17 too. You live near Little Rock, right?
Bluedixiepixie17: yea
Edgar Frog: I live in Nevada, but I was wondering if you could help me with something.
Bluedixiepixie17: yea
Edgar Frog: You know that Ebay website where you can sell stuff?
Bluedixiepixie17: yea
Edgar Frog: Well, I sold something on Ebay to a guy in Little Rock, Arkansas. That's why I need your help.
Bluedixiepixie17: okay what
Edgar Frog: I was selling a Ziploc bag full of my pubic hair, and this guy in Little Rock was the high bidder. But on the website I said it was "a full bag"....And it's only 1/2 full.
Bluedixiepixie17: ewwwww
Edgar Frog: So, if I split the money with you, could you throw some of your pubic hair in the bag too, just to fill it up?
Bluedixiepixie17: no
Edgar Frog: I was thinking I could send you the bag, and you could fill it up.......And then you could just send it to the guy from your house.
Edgar Frog: I'll send you money for postage too.
Bluedixiepixie17: no that's sick
Edgar Frog: I sold the bag of pubic hair for $45.55.....So, I'd be willing to give you like $25 of that.
Edgar Frog: Hello?
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Edgar Frog: Hi
Dthprincess07: who mite this be
Dthprincess07: heelllo
Edgar Frog: Hi....You live in Arkansas, right?
Edgar Frog: I don't live there. I just need your help.
Dthprincess07: okay
Edgar Frog: How old are you?
Dthprincess07: 15
Edgar Frog: Cool. I'm 18.
Edgar Frog: Do you live anywhere near Little Rock?
Dthprincess07: no..well sorta..but i cant say where...(too many ppl i know...)
Edgar Frog: Well, you know that Ebay website where you can sell stuff?
Dthprincess07: yea
Edgar Frog: Well, I sold a dead cat on Ebay to some guy in Little Rock, and the guy won't give me his address. So, I'm trying to find somebody else in Arkansas that I could send it to, and then they could just drop it off at a park for the other guy to pick up.
Edgar Frog: He lives on some ranch with a bunch of other people, that's why he's paranoid to give out his address. They're religious people of some sort.
Edgar Frog: I'd be willing to split the money with you 50-50. I sold the dead cat for $65.00
Dthprincess07: sorry
Dthprincess07: cant do it
Edgar Frog: It would be wrapped up when you got it....You wouldn't have to touch it.
Dthprincess07: i cant
Dthprincess07: grounded
Dthprincess07: and cant drive
Dthprincess07: sorry
Edgar Frog: Damn....
Edgar Frog: Too bad you're grounded.
Edgar Frog: Well, you could just keep the dead cat in your room for a week or so until you're not grounded anymore.....and then take it to a park to drop off.
Dthprincess07: ha
Dthprincess07: no thanks
Edgar Frog: What should I do then?
Edgar Frog: Maybe I can send it to a PO Box in Little Rock.
Dthprincess07: hah
Dthprincess07: yea
Edgar Frog: Would you do it for money? What if I gave you $40?
Dthprincess07: no
Dthprincess07: haha
Dthprincess07: sorry
Edgar Frog: I mean, I sold it for $65.....So that's still a good deal for me.
Edgar Frog: I could probably chop it up into smaller pieces and send it in a mailing tube.
Edgar Frog: To save postage costs.
Dthprincess07: i have to go
