11:14 p.m. - 2003-06-12
The Grand Canyon is fun
You know what would be funny?
Driving a rental car home to San Diego from Las Vegas, and masturbating with one hand as you steer with the other.
If it was nighttime, nobody would even be able to see you or tell what you were doing. You could ejaculate all over your pants and your hand, who cares.....
Especially if you were just headed straight home to go to sleep.
I mean, you'd be able to wash the semen off yourself when you got home.
I mean, let's say you decided to actually do this, hypothetically.....Masturbate in your rental car while driving down the I-15 from Vegas to San Diego.
Who could blame you? It's a long drive. About 5 hours of just sitting there, alone with your thoughts.
You'd have plenty of time to whip out the ol' penis and masturbate while driving down the lonely, desert highway.
Hypothetically....
I mean, I wouldn't ever do anything like that while driving home to San Diego from Las Vegas in a rental car.....But, if YOU wanted to, be my guest.
Nobody's stopping you.
I think it would be funny.
It's just that I would never do anything like that, that's all...
Oh...But the funniest part would be if you ejaculated all over yourself for lack of anywhere else to ejaculate, and then realized two days later when returning the car to Enterprise Rent-A-Car that there was crusted semen on the seat belt strap.
That would be especially funny if you were returning the car 10 minutes before they closed, and noticed the crusted semen at the last minute...and you had no time to do anything about it.
That would be funny.
Either the Enterprise people will notice it while cleaning it and be disgusted with you....Or the Enterprise people won't notice and the next person who rents the car will find himself wondering what the crust on his seatbelt is.
Maybe a family man renting the car to go on vacation with his wife and kids to the Grand Canyon.
"Honey, is there gunk on your seat belt? There's something all over mine. Kids, is there any sticky gunk on your seat belts back there? Honey, look at my seat belt. What do you think this is? Tree sap? Rubber cement?"
"Hmmm...No, sweetie, it looks like somebody sprayed cum all over your seat belt."
What a funny family vacation to the Grand Canyon it would be.
Maybe for the rest of the trip he'd be afraid to use the seat belt, and so he'd ride without it, and end up getting a ticket.
Click it or ticket.
Or worse, maybe he'd be riding without the seat belt and get in an accident and die, all because he didn't want to wear the cum-crust seatbelt.
So, you can see how masturbating in your rental car while driving from Vegas to San Diego would be funny...
I mean, I would never do such a thing...
But it would be funny if YOU did it.
