12:06 a.m. - 2003-02-04
For some reason, priests don't like me.
Edgar Frog: Are you a real priest?
GregOFMCap: Yes I am
Edgar Frog: You mean you actually listen to confessionals and can forgive sinners?
GregOFMCap: Christ forgives sins...I am his representative when celebrating the sacrament of penance
Edgar Frog: Your member profile says you are a priest and then it says "CCVP"....What does that mean?
GregOFMCap: The power is his
GregOFMCap: The AOL Catholic Community used to verify who were really priests and gave the Catholic Community Verification number
Edgar Frog: Intriguing....
Edgar Frog: Well, since you're an authentic priest, can I confess to you on AOL? I think I've sinned lately, Father...
Edgar Frog: I'm ashamed, and I think my Lord Jesus Christ is going to damn me to Hell.
GregOFMCap: You can confess to anything you want to anyone you want, but to receive sacramental absolution, you must talk personally with a priest
GregOFMCap: One cannot celebrate sacraments on the phone or online
Edgar Frog: Isn't our conversation on AOL the same as talking personally?
Edgar Frog: I need penance, Father.
Edgar Frog: Sacrament? Isn't that another word for feces?
GregOFMCap: You need to go to a priest and celebrate the sacrament
GregOFMCap: Good bye
Edgar Frog: "I stepped in a pile of dog sacrament"?
Edgar Frog: Why would you want to celebrate that?
Edgar Frog: Oh wait......that's "excrement".....
Edgar Frog: Please, Father, celebrate my sacrament with me. My sins involve me drinking heavily.
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Edgar Frog: Are you a real priest?
Steffmail8: Uh. Well. Yeah. As opposed to, say, a pantomine priest? >;-)
Edgar Frog: So, can I confess my sins to you online and be forgiven?
Edgar Frog: I've sinned lately, and I feel like Jesus is going to damn me for it.
Steffmail8: Nope. Cyber-spirituality isn't worth a whole lot. It's just to anonymous and easy.
Steffmail8: But I can tell you this ...
Edgar Frog: I have nobody else to talk to though.....And I can feel Satan's grip tightening on my brain.
Steffmail8: Who do you love more than anyone in the world? (I don't need their name ... just who they are to you ..)
Edgar Frog: I love my penis.
Edgar Frog: Too much.....That's the problem.
Edgar Frog: Lately, I've been masturbating to footage of the space shuttle Columbia exploding.
Edgar Frog: I need help.
Steffmail8: Good bye, Edgar. Please don't write me again.
Edgar Frog: You aren't very forgiving for a priest.
Edgar Frog: Will you talk to me if I told you I was seven years old?
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