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8:17 p.m. - 2003-01-06 SailorMercury477: who are you? Edgar Frog: u dont know me. i just wanted to talk cuz i live near you SailorMercury477: where do you live? Edgar Frog: i live in maryland Edgar Frog: how old are u? im 11 SailorMercury477: me too Edgar Frog: im bored so i looked for people in maryland Edgar Frog: want 2 talk? SailorMercury477: sure Edgar Frog: how was your chrismas SailorMercury477: good Edgar Frog: what did santa bring you? SailorMercury477: I got a lot of manga (Japanese Comic) Edgar Frog: santa brought you those, or your mom got those for you? SailorMercury477: some were from my mom, but not all of them Edgar Frog: who were the others from? SailorMercury477: Santa and one from my brother Edgar Frog: thats cool Edgar Frog: i didnt get all the stuff i wanted. maybe santa thought i was bad SailorMercury477: maybe Edgar Frog: i asked him for one of his reindeers Edgar Frog: my mom said hes not allowed to give reindeers to people SailorMercury477: I think riendeers are endangered SailorMercury477: and there's only 9 or so flying ones Edgar Frog: if they are endangered, how come santa has so many of them? SailorMercury477: Maybe he uses magic to make them live forever Edgar Frog: i wish i could do that. i'd make my cats live forever SailorMercury477: I have cats SailorMercury477: I wish they did live forever Edgar Frog: yeah but they dont Edgar Frog: your profile says you are 9. but u are 11? SailorMercury477: I haven't been on this screen name in a long time Edgar Frog: are you in 4th grade? Edgar Frog: or 5th? SailorMercury477: 6th Edgar Frog: oh. i'm in 5th. SailorMercury477: I was born in late october and I started kindergarten at 4 so I'm younger than my classmates Edgar Frog: thats cool Edgar Frog: do the other kids pick on you SailorMercury477: not really, I'm tall and big-boned Edgar Frog: did u see santa claus this year? SailorMercury477: no, not this year Edgar Frog: u believe in santa, don't u? some kids dont SailorMercury477: My older brother, Jeremy says he doesn't exist, but I think he does Edgar Frog: older kids just lie to younger kids Edgar Frog: because i've seen santa before. SailorMercury477: you have? Edgar Frog: yeah Edgar Frog: haven't u? SailorMercury477: no SailorMercury477: My brother says he saw my mom dressed as Santa one year SailorMercury477: and his friend says he's seen santa Edgar Frog: i saw his sleigh on my neighbors roof, and then it took off real quick SailorMercury477: cool! Edgar Frog: last christmas i asked for his sleigh, but he didn't give it to me. SailorMercury477: he needs it to deliver presents Edgar Frog: but couldn't he give his sleigh to me and use a plane to deliver presents? SailorMercury477: A plane's too loud and too big Edgar Frog: don't you think his sleigh is pretty big? SailorMercury477: yeah, but it's much queiter than any kind of plane Edgar Frog: yeah probably SailorMercury477: except for one of those steath things but you can't fit a whole bunch of presents in there Edgar Frog: next year i should ask if i can ride on his sleigh. u think santa would let me? SailorMercury477: you would need to be at the top of the good list Edgar Frog: have u ever been at the top of the good list? SailorMercury477: probably not, because I fight with my brother Edgar Frog: santa probably doesn't like that SailorMercury477: yeah, so probably only children can be at the top Edgar Frog: aren't we children? SailorMercury477: only-children, children with no siblings Edgar Frog: o i c Edgar Frog: my mom always yells at me because i dont change my underwear very much and she says santa doesn't like kids with dirty underwear SailorMercury477: Well, to be a good kid you need to be clean Edgar Frog: are u clean? SailorMercury477: not really, my hair usually has knots SailorMercury477: and my neck is dirty, too Edgar Frog: y? SailorMercury477: I have curly hair so it gets knots VERY easily Edgar Frog: do u roll around in the dirt? SailorMercury477: I usually have my head down so sweat turns into dead skin and it looks really bad Edgar Frog: u should ask santa for a reindeer next year. maybe the reindeer will lick the dirt off SailorMercury477: Maybe it will SailorMercury477: I hope so, my mom yells at me Edgar Frog: so ask for a reindeer SailorMercury477: k Edgar Frog: ask for blitzen SailorMercury477: why blitzen? Edgar Frog: why not? Edgar Frog: he's the best one, don't you think SailorMercury477: yea Edgar Frog: is blitzen a boy or girl? Edgar Frog: are all the reindeers boys? SailorMercury477: I think Cupid's a girl Edgar Frog: why? SailorMercury477: Cupid just seems like a girl Edgar Frog: i wonder if cupid has a vagina SailorMercury477: lol Edgar Frog: i dont even know if reindeers have vaginas though SailorMercury477: most females do SailorMercury477: so riendeer might Edgar Frog: but then boy reindeers would have a penis and i don't think they do SailorMercury477: lol, probably not Edgar Frog: i've never seen one. have u? SailorMercury477: no Edgar Frog: how do you think reindeers make baby reindeers? SailorMercury477: I don't know Edgar Frog: well guess SailorMercury477: maybe they do that the same way cats do, by sitting on the others back Edgar Frog: maybe
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