12:53 p.m. - 2002-12-24
On the road again.....
I'm off to Vegas for a week....I'm leaving right now, in fact. Embarking on a 5-hour drive.
While in Vegas, I plan to gamble, extort money from others, get a nude lap dance, pay for sex, drink more whiskey than the human body can handle, drunkenly flash my penis at people, and get in at least one fist-fight.
And that's just what I plan to do at my family's house on Christmas night....
Not to mention all the wild stuff that I'll do while I'm out on the town.
The open road awaits me....
