5:46 p.m. - 2002-09-27
Edgar Frog, Hollywood Star
Sweet...
I got the part as a P.O.W. in the show I tried out for.
It's a PBS documentary called "American Experience". I'll be in the episode about the Bataan death camps.
I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that the Hollywood people decided I could play a P.O.W.
It's like somebody telling you that you would make a great Holocaust Jew.
I'm on Day 8 of not shaving. I'm starting to look like a hermit. And, now I have to continue not shaving for the next 2 weeks.
It'll be cool though....because it won't be long now until the world will see me on national television, wearing nothing but a little cloth diaper.
That's all the P.O.W.s wore in WW2, apparently.
I plan on making the most of my diaper.
If the Hollywood people complain about my odor, I'll just tell them, "Hey, you can't give me a diaper to wear and not expect me to use it."
If I'm going to be on national television playing a sickly P.O.W., I might as well have a load of feces in my diaper.
I hope I get to take the diaper home with me when we're through filming.
Maybe I'll autograph it and send it to one lucky person.
Don't worry....I'll sign my name in permanent ink, so it won't fade if you wash the diaper.
But, then again, why would you want to wash it?
