6:12 p.m. - 2002-06-15
Women's Lib: Part 6
It's been a while since I did a Women's Lib entry.
My original plan was to have it be a monthly feature. But, now I'm averaging one every three months or so. It's not my fault though....The thing is, most girls who say they are willing to write a Women's Lib entry turn out to be flakes....and they never do write an entry.
So, I urge any young woman reading this who is interested in writing a Women's Lib entry for me, to e-mail me with a mandatory self photo. Any girl who is cute, cuddly, sweet, and ladylike is eligible. And any guys reading this should do a favor to humanity by trying to recruit any eligible females that they might know also.
My Women's Lib entries, as you should know, are a monthly feature (give or take) in which I get a random cute girl to write about the filthy topic of my choice. The purpose is to reveal the dark, secret, twisted underbelly of femininity....and also, so that my defense attorney can show in court that I am innocent of destroying the minds of children with my diary...that the foulest, filthiest, most disturbing and degrading things in my diary are not even written by me, but rather by sweet young women.
A photo is mandatory so that I can verify that the girl is indeed sweet, cute, cuddly, and lovable. Hearing Cameron Diaz discuss her genital warts would be fascinating....Hearing Roseanne discuss the same topic would not.
So, for my newest Women's Lib entry, I recruited Holly, a 20 yr. old college student from Spokane, Washington. She's a cute girl, and from what I've heard, single.
I told her that guys should be lined up at her door to take her out. In my opinion, she'd be a nice catch...but, up in Washington, where 75% of the population are redneck fishermen and deer hunters, I guess most guys are more interested in catching rainbow trout than eligible young ladies.
Here's her picture:
Knowing that she's single and probably lonesome on occasion, I decided the topic that suited her best is masturbation.
Here's her entry:
Masturbation.
Could a better topic have been picked for me? Fuck, this is my forte.
Any person who will deny to their end that women, and more specifically, cute girls don't masturbate is completely clueless. It is the most normal, necessary and appreciated skill a woman can have. Most women prefer to keep it as a private part of their life, but I will proudly show off my overly tight and muscular right arm compared to the left as a token of my courage to proclaim that, yes, I am a chronic masturbator. And it is not as if I can't get the real thing when I want it, obviously, however it's simply that masturbation is always available when it's needed or desired. Quite honestly, I don't go a day without doing it at least once. On average, twice. Whether it happens when I first wake up in the morning, before I go to bed at night, when I'm bored, when I'm online or when my homework doesn't provide me with enough entertainment.. my right hand has become very easily accustomed with slithering its way down my body and doing what it does best.
I suppose now you're interested in reading just how I take care of my business. I suppose there's no reason in hiding the facts there, but doesn't a little privacy count for anything? Basically think of every fantasy you've ever had in your little head about how a girl masturbates when she is home alone (or in public - as I am not a virgin to that scene either) and consider it to be wrong. We don't place our toys out in order of color or size on our beds and strip completely naked in front of the mirror admiring our own bodies only to then sprawl out on the bed, every hair in perfect place, make-up completely done and yes, high heels still remaining on our feet. Naww... how do you boys do it? Frantically fuckin' unzip, reach for your thing, pull on it for two minutes, ejaculate, find some nasty old t-shirt on the floor of your bedroom, wipe the shit up, zip up, and go downstairs to play monopoly with your parents on family game night. Women aren't any different.
For example, just an hour or so ago I was in my bedroom, door open with the family home and I was online. The mood hit me and I found myself on one of my favorite porn sites and inevitably my hand snaked down under my sittin' around pants and went straight to work on my clitoris. 2 minutes later I was done and glowing as the little session had relieved a lot of stress I accumulated over the day. And now, I still feel great.
Masturbation is one of the greatest, self serving gifts that I can truly appreciate about my own body. It feels good, I do it, all girls do it and it certainly isn't something to hide.
Goes to show how little I know about female masturbation....Holly taught me a lot with her masturbation entry.
I always thought that girls did spend time preparing themselves before masturbating, lining up their sex toys in order of color and size on their bed, and what not.
I mean...that's what I do....
Anytime I'm about to masturbate, I always take some time to prepare myself.....I get the lotion ready before I begin....and then I get some sexy photos to look at....like, old photos of my mom when she was my age, for instance....
And I always make sure that my collection of butt plugs is neatly layed out on my bed, in order of size....I mean, I gotta start small and work my way up....
I can't just shove 'Big Bertha' in my anus right off the bat and expect to fit all 9 inches in there....
I guess women just do things a little different.
