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1:32 a.m. - 2002-06-14
Edgar Frog's Celebration of Edgar Frog's 100th Diary Entry!!!
On April 5, 2001 the world was introduced to a new form of filth and degradation.

A diary was begun, which prided itself on foulness and political incorrectness.

One man boldly stepped forward and made it his mission to disgust, offend, terrorize, and overall destroy the minds of his readers.

Now, over one year later, Edgar Frog has reached a milestone in his socially-corrupting diary.

Edgar Frog's 100th Diary Entry!

To celebrate this unforgettable achievement, I took it upon myself to shamelessly REQUEST fan mail, since my unthankful fans would rather lick whipped cream off a Labrador Retriever's bright red, uncircumcised penis than VOLUNTARILY send me fan mail.

A few of my fans who actually know how to form complete sentences did send me fan mail, congratulating me on my 100th entry, and as promised, I will post their letters here. Some people told me their whole life story, as if I give a shit, so I have edited some for content. Among the most interesting things I learned are that my fans' ages range from 15 to 57...and I have some kind of spooky cult following in Britain...and there are at least two young ladies in Australia who faithfully read my diary.

International fans.

You can't beat that.

Not only am I spreading my filth throughout the States, but throughout some other half-assed countries as well.

What's more interesting is that one of the Aussie girls made fun of the Crocodile Hunter in her letter, and one of the British limeys made fun of the Queen.

I should report both of them to their local authorities....

Here's my 100th entry fan mail...Hopefully you can disregard their ignorant grammatical mistakes and spelling errors enough to understand what the hell they are talking about:


CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 91ST DIARY ENTRY MAN BECAUSE THATS A GOOD NUMBER TO HAVE AND ITS ALMOST 100 WHICH IS A LOT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND CONGRATULATIONS
- Thedayswregolden


Dear Edgar Frog
I thought of many many ways to start this email, but this one just seemed the same as them all. Then it dawned on me that its not the begining of the email that counts.
Bullshit ofcourse the emails begin counts. The way you think about it is all dictated by its subject and its fist sentence, this way if i wrote to a realy buff girl that i knew and the subject was "Hey" and the first line was "Soz i havent talked to you in a long time, how are you and whats happening in your life" and then i will i little chit chat i started telling her an erotic lesbian story, she wouldent realise what i was on about untill she finely started to touch herself up. (I beleave all girls have bisexual tendancys.) And so edgar frog i just want to say that your site has encouraged me to write more stuff like i am now. Your Site is So unbeleaveably funny, i love it its great and i hope you carry on with it.
You have more Devoted fans than you think, even if all of them have got a fucked up sense of humor.
- Yon ([email protected])


I think the first entry of yours that I ever read was the selling horsewhips to Malaysia. My friend Aimee put me on to your diary and I'm hooked.
Can't decide which entry I like the best. They all make me laugh hysterically. The Del Taco Web, or the night you were going through the trash looking for that chick's number, and I laughed at the entry where you pretended to be an aussie with a shitty kid. I'm from Australia so if I ever have kids I am so having a 'joey corral' to put them in.
Have this annoying little shit of kid on msn, whose like 16 and wayyyyy too horny. He was annoying the hell outta me so I sent him on to your diary to get him to leave me alone for a bit. Worked like a charm. He's reading your diary as I type.
And leaving me alone thank god. Horny little bugger.
You're actually on my favourite diary list. I seldom update my diary - too much bloody effort. Plus it's not that interesting. Much easier just reading yours.
Keep up the fucking excellent work! I am relying on you to occupy the horny little 16 year olds that start talking to me.
- Jade (occasional updater of PoorUniChick.diaryland.com)


Dear Edgar,
Five years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, my friends and I stumbled upon Edgar Frog's AOL member profile while searching needily for pornographic images to fill and corrupt our ever developing pubescent minds. Instead, we uncovered the mysterious world of Edgar Frog the world's smartest lab monkey. Edgar's tales of scrotal torture and gasoline dreams inspired us to become the wonderfully fucked up, well hung, alcoholics we are today. Our dreams were shattered when we heard that Edgar had fallen to his doom in a firey crash. To our great fortune, Edgar was revived as a cybornetic-half-monkey. This made us horny. I mean, happy. Happy, not horny. After a while, the page hadn't been updated nearly as frequently as it once had, so we sadly fell into the well-known lives of serial killers. Our happiness being lost along with Edgar Frog was now being found again in the constant torture of other humans and their families. Until one day, our dreams were shattered even further when we discovered that Edgar Frog never really was even a monkey at all! In this blasphemous fit of rage, we took the fragile lives of our parents. However, the news was a bittersweet loss, because we discovered the true genius behind the monkey in human form. He still to this day posts diary entries under the name Edgar Frog. Our murdering spree has come to a halt for the time being so long as Edgar Frog is out there and posting on Diaryland. For every entry he makes a life is saved and a sewing needle is jammed into our taints but when you stop writing, Edgar, that is when the blood baths will ensue and we will start pulling the pins from our loins and for each pin there will be a life lost. We know you don't want that on your conscience so do the right thing and keep up the good work. Happy 100th you silly character you!
- Chugnestea and friends


your diary has helped me from harming my fellow classmates...
- Zach


The first time I had ever heard of the endearing young lad Edgar, was when he hit on me here on line. (Looking for that "older woman") Now don't you know I had a hard time letting him down softly. But he was and is lovable. Thanks for the link to your Diary pages Edgar...Have enjoyed your entries and look forward to those of the future. Congrats on the 100th!
- Judy


hey whats up
just to say you got a lot more fans than u think, over here in england. you should start a column in like a magazine or something, thats some funny shit man. It would have to be quite a sick and disturbed magazine though. maybe something for kids?
later.
ps: ur diary is the best iv seen
- bdr87


happy 100th entry and what not.
hope your wrist gets better...watch out for those crafty, fucking bushes. i, personally, just got my ass kicked by a union tribune machine the other day during exploits very similar to yours.
- [email protected]


You have loads of fans here in England
YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RULE YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU RULE? I THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edgar Frog is proper safe and should not in my opinion get stripped naked and spanked with a paddle!
KEEP ON RULING COS YOU RULE!!!!!!!!
P.S.
If you come to London we can guarantee you Royal oral. The queen is a fan and swallows. NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!!!!
- [email protected]



Heartwarming.

Anyways, to all my fans young or old, dead or alive, male or female, non-American or American, literate or illiterate, sane or insane, mentally handicapped or...male, keep on reading my diary.

The fun has just begun.

Plus, in the year to come, I plan on touring the world, meeting each and every one of my loyal fans in person....and posing for pictures with them.

Then instead of posting fan mail for my 200th diary entry, I'll post close-up photos of my fans deep-throating my penis at gunpoint.

Just kidding...actually, I bet there's a lot of my fans who would do that voluntarily, rather than at gunpoint.

A few of them might even be females.

 

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