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11:05 p.m. - 2001-10-21 But they were on a Wal-Mart commercial that I just saw, talking about how Wal-Mart is turning back prices and what not. You know how Wal-Mart interviews random, regular customers? Well...this particular commercial had the musical Reese family. Anyways, the younger Reese girl was like an angel. Beauty radiated off her like smoke from a radiator. I instantly fell in love with the young girl on the Wal-Mart commercial. She's probably 17 or 18, blonde hair, blue eyes....she was like a little goddess. And so...in the heat of passion, I devised a plan: I've only seen that commercial once, and its television airtime will be limited, I'm sure, so I must act fast. I am going to try my hardest, utilizing all technology at my disposal, such as telephone and internet to honestly try to get a hold of this girl from this Wal-Mart commercial. My goal is to contact her and ask her to marry me, and I will keep my loyal diary readers up to date with the developments. This isn't as impossible as you might think; after all, I know her last name, basic physical description, and if I see that fucking commercial again I'll pay attention to where she lives. I've contacted old friends of mine from Seattle before that I hadn't seen or heard from in 15 years.....why should a random girl from a Wal-Mart commercial be any different? It is possible to locate her. Wal-Mart has her information on record somewhere, since she appeared in their commercial. Don't think I'm above going to Wal-Mart's website to gather information. Also, don't think I'm above hiring a private detective who will locate anybody, anywhere for a $50 fee. Also, don't think I'm above sending a white powder to Wal-Mart's corporate offices threatening them and their families if they don't give me the girl's phone number...
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