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1:22 a.m. - 2001-04-13 Edgar Frog: Let's talk business. Sieu_Le_85: what kind of business Edgar Frog: I'm in the horsewhip industry. Edgar Frog: I buy horsewhips in bulk from Korean horseranchers. Sieu_Le_85: and i'm still study in school Edgar Frog: I need a middleman in Asia who can close deals for me, handle financing, etc. Edgar Frog: This is a great opportunity for you. Sieu_Le_85: oh, i see Sieu_Le_85: why? Edgar Frog: You could make up to $10,000 a month in gross profit by partnering with me on this. Sieu_Le_85: oh, really Edgar Frog: I just need you to be my middleman. We'll split profits 40/60. Edgar Frog: Can you do this? Sieu_Le_85: how Sieu_Le_85: i'm only 16 Sieu_Le_85: female from malaysia Edgar Frog: You're never too young to be a businesswoman. Sieu_Le_85: then what should I do Edgar Frog: I need you to check into potential Malaysian markets for me. Find people interested in buying horsewhips? Edgar Frog: I get my horsewhips straight from Korea. So, the market is huge in Malysia, I'm sure. And I can easily ship them to one of the fishing villages there. Sieu_Le_85: ok, what is horsewhip Sieu_Le_85: is it sell horse Edgar Frog: It's a whip used to beat a horse. Sieu_Le_85: ooh Edgar Frog: Very popular in the horse farming industry. Sieu_Le_85: ok Sieu_Le_85: i'll try Edgar Frog: Do you have access to any fishing villages or docks in Malysia? Sieu_Le_85: what is the price Edgar Frog: I sell the horsewhips for $1 each. But I get them from my Korean clients for 10 cents. So we're making 90 cents profit on each whip. Sieu_Le_85: wow, thats alot Edgar Frog: Yes. You could be making thousands of dollars. Sieu_Le_85: where are you from Edgar Frog: Are you interested? Edgar Frog: California, USA Sieu_Le_85: oooh Edgar Frog: Do you have access to any boat docks or fishing villages there? Sieu_Le_85: nope Edgar Frog: How would you pick up my horsewhip shipments from Korea? Sieu_Le_85: how i know Edgar Frog: I don't think you want to make money. Sieu_Le_85: i want to make money but i dont really know anything about business yet Edgar Frog: Okay, I'll handle the shipments of the product if you can negotiate business deals for me. I want you to find THREE people at your school who would be interested in buying horsewhips, okay? Sieu_Le_85: ok Edgar Frog: Can you do that? Sieu_Le_85: ok, i'll try Edgar Frog: Just ask other students, teachers, etc. if they'd be interested in buying horsewhips. This way I can see how good the Malaysian market is, okay? Sieu_Le_85: hey, if i'm not good Sieu_Le_85: it's not my problem Edgar Frog: All you have to do is ask people if they'd be interested in horsewhips. That's not hard, is it? Sieu_Le_85: no, it's not Sieu_Le_85: if they interested how am i going to tell you Edgar Frog: I also have a small business that sells butt plugs internationally. Can you find a Malaysian market for that, you think? Sieu_Le_85: no, i dont think so Edgar Frog: You'd be surprised. I've had tons of Malaysian inquiries. I just have no access to ship the goods to them. Sieu_Le_85: oh, really Edgar Frog: People pay outrageous prices for butt plugs. Can you help me with this? Sieu_Le_85: i can't, not that i don't want to but just something else Edgar Frog: Can you find butt plug clients for me at your school? Sieu_Le_85: ok, ok, i'll try Edgar Frog: You could make $1,000 a week off butt plugs. Edgar Frog: Ask friends at school if anybody would be interested in plugging up their butt at low cost! Edgar Frog: Buttplugs and horsewhips, okay? Sieu_Le_85: ok Edgar Frog: Do you have a use for horsewhips or butt plugs? Sieu_Le_85: no Edgar Frog: Why not? Sieu_Le_85: i don't have a horse Edgar Frog: You don't need a horse for the butt plug. Sieu_Le_85: ok, what is a butt plug for Edgar Frog: It's a plug that you put in your butt to prevent defecation. Edgar Frog: Everybody has a use for that! Edgar Frog: You have no use for a butt plug? Sieu_Le_85: no Edgar Frog: Why not? Sieu_Le_85: dont ask Edgar Frog: Well, other students might have an interest. Sieu_Le_85: ah, Edgar Frog: You're not interested? Sieu_Le_85: well, if you wanna tell me Edgar Frog: Tell you what? Sieu_Le_85: ah, i dont even know what am I talking about Edgar Frog: You don't know what a butt plug is? Sieu_Le_85: ah, whatever Edgar Frog: What is the problem? Sieu_Le_85: nothing, there is no problem Edgar Frog: You don't understand me? Sieu_Le_85: a little Edgar Frog: You don't understand what a butt plug is? Sieu_Le_85: yea, i don't Edgar Frog: It's like a cork that goes in your buttocks. Sieu_Le_85: yea, then Edgar Frog: To prevent feces from coming out. Edgar Frog: Understand? Sieu_Le_85: yes Sieu_Le_85: and i dont use it Edgar Frog: You defecate? Sieu_Le_85: of course Edgar Frog: Well, there is a large demand for butt plugs in Malaysia. If you'll ask people for me. Sieu_Le_85: why dont you ask someone else Edgar Frog: I thought you were interested. Sieu_Le_85: yeah, but it's so complicated Edgar Frog: All you have to do is ask students at your school if they'd be interested in buying butt plugs from you. Sieu_Le_85: ok, ok, i'll ask them on monday Edgar Frog: If you find enough customers, you could make a share of the profit. Sieu_Le_85: ok Edgar Frog: Just tell the students, "I have access to a lot of butt plugs. Do you want to buy one?" Sieu_Le_85: ok, i'll say that Edgar Frog: If you want, you can keep a butt plug for yourself when I send you a shipment, so that you can stop defecating. Sieu_Le_85: ok Edgar Frog: Aren't you tired of defecating all the time? Sieu_Le_85: sometime Edgar Frog: Isn't it messy? Sieu_Le_85: yea Edgar Frog: With a butt plug, you'll never have to defecate again. Edgar Frog: Imagine never defecating again. Edgar Frog: You have to SELL the butt plug idea to your classmates.
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