2008-07-07
Sweet!!!
South Carolina is making it easy for people like me to know exactly WHICH cars I should run off the road whenever possible.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/07/sclicense.plates/index.html
Hopefully other states will follow the trend.
Before now, I've always had to decide which cars to slam into a concrete pole on the freeway based on whether or not they had a sticker on their car of Calvin praying to a cross.
Or one of them NOTW ("Not of this world") stickers.
Or a "Bush/Cheney 04" sticker.
What's worse is when it's a "female" Calvin. Calvin never struck me as a kid who would dress as a girl. Or pray.
Also, if I spot a vehicle full of Down Syndrome kids, I usually assume that nobody would give a shit if that vehicle was rammed through the guardrail of a freeway overpass into oncoming traffic. Who would miss them??
What I'd like to do someday soon, is rig my car so it has some long, metal spikes sticking out of the center of my rims, so that I can tear apart other cars' tires as I sideswipe them.
If you're religious, that's fine.....But if you're SO religious, that you have to use your car to announce that fact to the rest of the world, then I don't really see why I shouldn't be able to sideswipe you with my long rim spikes and puncture your back tires at 70MPH, causing you to fully get airborne and land upside down in the shrubbery at the edge of the freeway.
Same with them Down Syndromers. It's okay to have Down Syndrome. Just do it in the privacy of your own basement. Don't bring yourself out into MY world.
Christian fundamentalists, Republicans, and retards all basically fall in the same category to me, which is "People who should stay in their basement and not mingle with the rest of society."
And murderers too, I guess.
Also, I wish my car had a cloaking device. Then I could turn my car invisible and perform sneak attacks on these people. And evade cops.
I basically wish I drove the Batmobile.
Is that so wrong?
